Starslip, Chainsawsuit and everything else!

by **djublonskopf** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:45 am

Clearly this "sensitivity" storyline will be played entirely straight.

I expect by the end we'll all have learned a valuable lesson about life.

by **Imp. Severn Felix** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:20 pm

Cutter and Memnon are very respectful and eager to learn about the myrios cultures of known space. But the teacher is Katarakis.

Also: whoopie cushions.

by **GeekMan** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 12:13 am

Gah. Please, stop making me hate Vanderbeam so much. I mean, I knew he was a self-centred git before, but now its just right in my face. It's like when you decide to become roommates with your best friend and their personal habits are just so douchey it ruins the friendship.

by **Captain Hat** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:05 pm

While, to be sure, 'Beams is cranking up the douche, I must say that its funny as hell.

I look forward to the crew opening up about their feelings. Perhaps even some trust exercises!

by **KingAndy** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:46 am

Captain Hat wrote:While, to be sure, 'Beams is cranking up the douche,

Yeah I don't remember Beams as being quite so very exaggeratedly ... foppish.

by **Captain Hat** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:27 pm

KingAndy wrote:Yeah I don't remember Beams as being quite so very exaggeratedly ... foppish.

I just conjured up an image of Vanderbeam attired in a powdered wig.

by **Jaster** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 2:02 pm

Meanwhile in the Netherlands, in 1747.

by **SheanaM** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:26 pm

Jaster wrote:Meanwhile in the Netherlands, in 1747.

That is the best.

by **Him.** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:12 pm

Excellent.

by **GeekMan** » Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:09 am

Engineering, give us full douche.

by **Captain Hat** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:48 pm

GeekMan wrote:Engineering, give us full douche.

Collars popped, captain! Accelerating the Douche-core to Guido!

TemporalParadox · by **TemporalParadox** » Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:09 pm

Guitar engaged, self-composed folk songs to ex girlfriends in progress.

by **the Siliconopolitan** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:03 pm

Jaster wrote:Meanwhile in the Netherlands, in 1747.

This is not meant as an insult, but I'm reminded of Upperclassman Kuno. Of course, I'm reading Ranma½ now, so the image it fresh in my memory.

by **djublonskopf** » Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:03 pm

SheanaM wrote:
Jaster wrote:Meanwhile in the Netherlands, in 1747.

That is the best.

It really is.

by **GeekMan** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:34 pm

So... are you supposed to caress her outermost claw pair? Is that the right answer?

by **KingAndy** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:25 am

OF COURSE IT IS.

by **GeekMan** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 11:46 am

KingAndy wrote:OF COURSE IT IS.

DON'T YELL AT ME!!! *bursts into tears*

by **Him.** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:01 pm

Tears are but the heart's sap. When you caress her, strive for the heart and not the claws.

by **GeekMan** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:16 pm

Him. wrote:Tears are but the heart's sap. When you caress her, strive for the heart and not the claws.

You are such a romantic.

by **Him.** » Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:55 pm

I am.

by **Captain Hat** » Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:02 am

Romantic? Possibly. Poetic? Absolutely.

by **GeekMan** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 1:01 pm

Hmm... "Milk of human kindness" = A Christmas Carol reference.

I sense an enlightening Christmas storyline coming on!

(of course, it's also in MacBeth, so it could be that someone is just going to get murdered)

by **the Siliconopolitan** » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:03 pm

GeekMan wrote:Hmm... "Milk of human kindness" = A Christmas Carol reference.

I sense an enlightening Christmas storyline coming on!

(of course, it's also in MacBeth, so it could be that someone is just going to get murdered)

Why choose?

I'm rather disturbed that I've never before noticed just how thin mr Jinx' abdomen is. Now I can't unsee it.

by **KingAndy** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:46 am

There are so many stars because it is a SPACE WEDGIE.

by **Imp. Severn Felix** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:10 pm

GeekMan wrote:Hmm... "Milk of human kindness" = A Christmas Carol reference.

I sense an enlightening Christmas storyline coming on!

(of course, it's also in MacBeth, so it could be that someone is just going to get murdered)

Well I mean. John Wayne says it in "McClintock!"

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