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Captain Harkness

Postby KingAndy » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:12 am

In my personal canon he is a 1500-year-old ex-Time-Agent, ex-con-man from the 51st Century (by way of the 19th).
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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby Imp. Severn Felix » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:09 pm

He has never read Gravity's Rainbow, but he mentions the work in conversation in order to come across as cultured.
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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby TemporalParadox » Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:25 am

He once had an awkward moment... just to see what it felt like.

He is... the most interesting man in the world.


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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby Captain Hat » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:08 pm

...He has discovered, through his travels, that the most important development in human history, was the invention of dry wall.

Turns out dry wall is impervious to lasers of the 51st Century.
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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby Imp. Severn Felix » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:49 pm

He never cleans the sloam off his soap dish. If he admitted that there was a good reason for this behaviour, you'd already have more information than is safe.
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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby KingAndy » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:54 am

OH COME ON PEOPLE.

(I'd like to revise my original estimate of his age upwards by 2000 years, I forgot the period he spent buried in the ground underneath Cardiff.)
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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby Captain Hat » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:25 pm

You also forgot the adventures he had when he went by the name "Abraham Lincoln."
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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby Imp. Severn Felix » Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:56 pm

Yes, the Eisenhower era was quite a time for ol' Abe.
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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby Him. » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:10 pm

<chuckle>

Time . . . .
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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby Imp. Severn Felix » Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:19 am

Does anybody really know what time it is?
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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby KingAndy » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:17 am

Him. wrote:<chuckle>

Time . . . .

Imp. Severn Felix wrote:Does anybody really know what time it is?

Him., I think you posted before the guy you were responding to, again.
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Re: Captain Harkness

Postby Him. » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:17 pm

From within the skein the warp and weft have . . . or rather I am sure it was merely coincidence.
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