confused

[glass_skunk]

Alright, I've always been a little confused on Cutters hair.
Its big and box like.
How does this work? how does he brush it like this? it there chicken wire holding it up like this?!?

I am very confused, can anyone enlighten me on the working of Cutters hairdo?

[Imp. Severn Felix]

M. Edgwise's pompadour bothers you, and not that of Memnon Q. Vanderbeam?

[glass_skunk]

Vanderbeams hair makes perfect sense. Its the future, he has very futuristic hair!
Cutters is very confusing to me, i can't see its futurism at all, or the...possibleness...at all.

nono, Vanderbeams hair is perfectly fine and unquestionable.

[Him.]

My theory was that he gave a good-old copious pirate sneeze into the palm of his hand every hangover, then slicked back his hair.

It has yet to be proven false . . . . in canon.

[Stephen Brooks]

Vanderbeams hair makes perfect sense. Its the future, he has very futuristic hair!

I always thought it was just gelled.

[the Siliconopolitan]

Vanderbeams hair makes perfect sense. Its the future, he has very futuristic hair!

I always thought it was just gelled.

Isn't that what Him said?

[Stephen Brooks]

I always thought it was just gelled.

Isn't that what Him said?

Yes, so it was (roughly). I just wasn't in the mood for word salad that evening, so skipped reading his posts.

[glass_skunk]

My theory was that he gave a good-old copious pirate sneeze into the palm of his hand every hangover, then slicked back his hair.

It has yet to be proven false . . . . in canon.

that makes perfect sense! a mix of snot and booze, the best homebrew pirate shampoo.

[Him.]

Pirate gel.

Oh, and I do not have word-salad symptoms.

[Imp. Severn Felix]

BOXCAR!

[Him.]

But I can recognize it in others.