Quine is going to die of...

[Stephen Brooks]

...paper cuts in this storyline.

[Him.]

. . . a minor rounding error.

[TemporalParadox]

Quine will be the only one to contract whatever horrible travelers' sickness goes around at this station.

[Imp. Severn Felix]

Synthahol poisoning.

[KingAndy]

... Advanced Canonitis.

[djublonskopf]

Snakebite.

[Imp. Severn Felix]

The snakebites will merely cloud his judgement. It is the mechanical bantha that will do him in.

[maglorius]

A giant hat is going to fall on him.

[TemporalParadox]

... not being as smart as Picard in "Starship Mine."

[Stephen Brooks]

Thanks for making my sense of deja vu more specific. The phrase "baryon sweep" always made me laugh seeing as protons and neutrons class as baryons, you'd be removing most the of ship.

Quine is going to die of copyright infringement as Paramount Studios storm troopers land on Kliith.

[Imp. Severn Felix]

Well, if that's how we're playing--

Crushed by a slab of transparent aluminum.

[djublonskopf]

Wait . . . maybe Quine will die of murder.

Just a theory.

[SheanaM]

I'm greatly amused by this turn of events, haha.

Looks like Stephen's gonna be right, Quine'll die of paper cuts. Paper...cutters.

Cutter

[Imp. Severn Felix]

I want to call oven bun, but Donny says I'm wrong.

[TemporalParadox]

Oh. I thought he was still on the ship, declining shore leave and all.

[Stephen Brooks]

Oh. I thought he was still on the ship, declining shore leave and all.

No, he's one of those insufferable people who takes work with them when on leave (see previous strip). That on its own is a good enough reason to kill him another time.

[Him.]

I always love it when the players glibly announce "I am going to reach into the cauldron of boiling oil". I also like it when they take the time to kill a minor character in a gruesome fashion for advantage.

[GeekMan]

Oh, Cutter's going to beat him to death... with bare fists...

Heh... heh...

[djublonskopf]

The best part of this is, no matter how outnumbered naked-clone-Quine is, he can single handedly defeat the entire crew of ship-thieves. He's got his own on-ship respawn point.

So even if it takes 30 or 40 lives to do it . . ..

[SheanaM]

Oh, Cutter's going to beat him to death... with bare fists...

Heh... heh...

Did...did he break Quine's jaw with that punch?

[Stephen Brooks]

It appears he has died of appendages.

[Him.]

Or, another oath.

[TemporalParadox]

The best part of this is, no matter how outnumbered naked-clone-Quine is, he can single handedly defeat the entire crew of ship-thieves. He's got his own on-ship respawn point.

So even if it takes 30 or 40 lives to do it . . ..

Until they figure it out and smash his spawn tanks, leaving him mortal and forcing him to become a rounded character. Until the Paradigm can get a refit, at least.

[KBF]

Next story arch, Quine is going to die the same way as this one.

From Cutter.

Hopefully, it will be censored.

[SheanaM]

The hair...the hair...