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 Archive for April 2004

Spam From An Unknown Woman | April 26, 2004 10:04:28 AM
That's actually a good idea for a parody. But no, sometimes in life we drift apart from people we used to be friends with -- but sometimes we can find ways to reconnect.

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It's good to have someone who cares about you.

Please buy this for me. | April 22, 2004 8:10:51 AM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2475019485

It's only $20,000. For a long time I thought that DeLoreans had most of that crap on the back, you know, from the factory, like that was where the engine was. So whenever I see a real DeLorean (someone who parks in our structure has one), I'm kind of disappointed that it looks like an '80s hatchback in the back, because it is.

Why don't they start making DeLoreans again? We have goddamn Elements and Scions and Avalanches and all these profoundly stupid-looking concept cars. Where's a DeLorean? Where's my DeLorean??

Water, but not | April 14, 2004 6:43:43 AM
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/04132004_bb_sapphire.html#

Okay, actually not water. Tyco has developed a fire suppressant that looks and acts like water, except it doesn't get things wet. The pictures show them submerging a laptop and a book, with neither showing any damage. I wonder what happens if you drink it.

Face generator in Flash | April 8, 2004 15:48:55 PM
You can try to make your own face using pre-existing eyes, noses, etc. Pretend you're the Unabomber and make your own wanted poster.


If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

NO NO NO NO NO | April 8, 2004 9:05:11 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4685961

To paraphrase a recent dream, "PLEASE DON'T BE EYE JEWELRY!"

Sorry, your site has been deemed unsearchable | April 7, 2004 0:02:05 AM
More spam that gives you information you certainly knew:

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Question | April 4, 2004 22:06:27 PM
Is the name "Kobayashi Maru" meaningful in some way other than the "impossible odds" test Kirk cheats on in Starfleet Academy? I was curious if it was a historical figure or battleground or something, but every instance of the name in Google yields Star Trek- or hopeless-cause-related results.

It's the future | April 4, 2004 15:33:37 PM
Today, I have become the first in my family to shave with four blades. My Mach 3 broke during the move to Westwood, so I went shopping for a razor. The Schick Quattro was much cheaper for some reason, so I tried it instead. The Mach 3 was a shaving revelation -- would the Quattro exceed it?

No, it wouldn't. The razor itself is very large and bulky; it's like shaving with a refrigerator door. I think the Mach 3 had the right distance between the blades to really get some shavin' done, but the Quattro packs the blades in too close together, and you don't do as good a job on one pass.

Shaving against the grain, however, is where the Quattro did really well. But usually I try not to do that. My advice is to wait for the new Gillette dX, which has a number of blades representing the limit of X from one to infinity (and thus, is a little metal sheet you rub on your face).

Informative spam | April 4, 2004 14:15:47 PM
Viag*ra, it's for more than just sex!